When to use : Let’s face it, the pile of shit to do never seems to end and deep down you know that the chance of it all getting done...

When to use : FML, made for the days full of chaos and carnage. Shit just isn't going to plan, the ex is being a dick, you're running late to...

When to use : You ever have those days where you just want to be left the F*ck alone? Teachers, parents, the boss or mates have been riding you all...

When to use : Whether you're dumb enough to still be playing sport over the age of 35, made the fatal mistake of not moving much in your prime or...

When to use : Whether you're dumb enough to still be playing sport over the age of 35, made the fatal mistake of not moving much in your prime or...

When to use : When you need to be reminded that......YOU are the best, YOU are incredible, YOU are amazing. YOU push through all the shit and bring the sunshine...

When to use : When you need to be reminded that......YOU are the best, YOU are incredible, YOU are amazing. YOU push through all the shit and bring the sunshine...

When to use : The person who said men don't have baths is probably the same dickhead who said that boys don't cry and we all know that sentiment is...